cockstand

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.

that sexy image gives me a cockstand.

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

cockswain

One in adoration or in direct subjugation of the cock. Lover and tickler of the cock, the cockswain is subservient to the penis like a young sailor bound to a ship. Or one with the mental toughness to command a vessel. Used specifically in instances of sheer idiocy or submission.

Tybalt- "Drake, you are enthralled by that man's rod, i dare say you are a cockswain."

by Themistocles December 9, 2008

Cockstraint

The male equivalent of a chastity belt

His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.

by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

Cucktail

To make a cocktail for everyone except your partner.

Me and my girl had a disagreement today. I got back at her at the bar with a cucktail!

by Pup Link April 21, 2019

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

cockstanzie

Cockstanzie has a multitude of really life uses and is nearly undefinable. It may be used in situations where one's "bro" ditches them for a "ho" that is not previously accepted by his "bros". also "it may be used when a friend overuses a complaint until it becomes a simple annoyance...
Often used under the user's breath as the last word in a sentence that is negative towards another person/friend.

1:I didnt feel sorry for you yesterday or for the past month, why do you keep complaining to me? ...cockstanzie
2:dude are we going to go see darkknight? no im going to hang with that girl i just met and dont know anything about..."cockstanzie"

by thejokesonyou February 28, 2008

cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002