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CS:GO

A game where there is terrorists and counter-terrorists. Also people waste a couple thousand dollars trying to get a Karambit, but don't.
I hate being a terrorist in CS:GO! It sucks to be one.
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by what king September 5, 2021
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CS:GO

-> Counter Strike: Global Offense
-> A game where you need incredible aim and economic sense in order to play at an average level
-> Line-ups with different utilities are a must-learn if you don't wanna get flamed by non-English speaking Russians speaking faster than an Uzi.
-> Is where dreams are realized and shattered due to how high the bar is to become a pro
-> A game where knives costs more than guns
-> Before, you needed to think about your econ, your team's, and your opponent's. But now, you can just buy a Negev for $1700, literally cheaper than a fucking M4($2900), plus the Kevlar and Helmet which costs $650. And you can just pre-fire in order to remove the first 15 bullet increased recoil for it to become a literal laser than cannot only damage your enemies, but everyone, including you, who's within hearing range because of how obnoxiously loud this thing is.
-> There are 5 utilities currently usable within the game. The molly, which is a staple for controlling choke points, the classic grenade, the smoke used defensively and offensively, and the flash grenade that literally burns the unlucky one's eyes. And the decoy grenade, sent from the very depths of hell.
->A game where players learn how to cuss in different languages.
-> Used to have a price tag, now it only requires your soul under the pretense that it's free.

->The only game where NA can shine internationally.
->A game where you wish you can strangle your teammates online.
“Hey, should I try CS:GO?"

“If you're a masochist, then yes, You definitely should.”
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cs:go nudes

The art of getting nudes because your a high rank on cs:go.
guy: I'm legendary eagle master on cs:go, wanna give me cs:go nudes.
girl: *already taking clothes off*
by Flashpoint Backwards July 7, 2015
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CS:GO Fuck Yourself

The type of insult you would use on someone who's wasted over 1000 hours of their life playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
"Man, you should just CS:GO Fuck Yourself, you lousy no-life"
by Obsidian_Linguist April 19, 2017
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CS:GO Anal Ebola

CS:GO Anal Ebola is when you get so mad that you got killed that you want your friend to analy inject ebola.
Person 1: OH WHAT THE FUCK I GOT KILLED IN A FUCKING KNIFEFIGHT!! FUCK THIS GAME!
Person 2: Want me to give you CS:GO Anal Ebola?
by Kusaro September 23, 2016
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CS:GO Anthem

Our father, who AWPS in heaven,

CS:GO be thy game.
Uncase begun, them skins be won,

Covert - and not a mil-spec,
give us this day a StatTrak Knife,
and forgive us when we rage quit,

as we forgive those who aimbot against us,

and lead us not into scamnation.

But undeliverus a battlescarred,

Gaben.
Used, but not limited to CS:GO. Can possibly be relevant in CS:S (but Senpai Leafy will probably tell you to "stfu" while on surf). LONG LIVE CS:GO ANTHEM!
by ShitTitties May 26, 2016
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CS:GO FAT NERD

a person called donaghan he is very stupid and fat and a nerd and a CS:GO fat nerd and a CS:GO nerd and a CS:GO fat player
you see this guy he is a CS:GO FAT NERD
by among us lord September 8, 2022
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