cryptoscopophilia

The urge to look through the windows of homes upon walking past them. Usually done for sexual satisfaction/curiousity reasons.

My! I once recall walking infront a curtain-less window and; being the cryptoscopophiliac that I am...I took a gleek and there was this hairy man bonking his wife senseless! I saw from her body only the wildfire bush of her na-na. Grossest!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

cryptozoology

the study of hidden and mysterious creatures. its one of the coolest areas of science ever cuz u dun needa a degree. :D

Cryptids such as bigfoot, the loch ness monster, el chupacabra, mothman, jersey devil, dover demon, the beast of gevaudan are some of the "common" creatures of cryptozoology.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

Cryptophobia

Those who are users of Fiat currency and have a distrust and misunderstanding of Cryptocurrency. These individuals can be Cryptophobic if they are unable to dismantle their bias for Central Banking currencies and see Crypto for what it can be.

Googling "Is Bitcoin a bubble"; "Is Bitcoin a Ponzi"; "Bitcoin is a scam"; if youre googling these things or if these things run through your mind you might be afflicted with Cryptophobia.

by TheSmallTownSwagMan June 10, 2018

cryptozoophobia

a fear of cryptidsmonsterssuch as bigfoot, the loch ness monster, or the mothman.

"Docter, the patient claims to have been running from the chupacabra that he assured me was watching him, I think he maqy be insane!"

"Not to to worry, this is a common case of cryptozoophobia."

by Mr.mist October 15, 2012

CryptoFOMOcation

Fear of missing out on speculative crypto profits through rampant, trading, buying or signing up bitcoin futures, derivates and other crypto based assets

The investor world was gripped by intense "CryptoFOMOcation" in 2017 which helped Bitcoin tok reach an all time high of nearly $20,000

by General Scallywag April 5, 2019

Cryptotourette's

Cryptotourette syndrome is a common neurodevelopmental disorder with onset in young/new crypto traders. Characterised by continually blurting out price predictions with no empirical data by people with very little to no money invested in crypto, alternatively it can be present in whales who want to see their name printed in a poorly written article about crypto.

<screen name 1> says Bitcoin is going to 4k, Bears are taking over, 4hrs later Bitcoin is going to 20k Bulls are dominating - actual bitcoin price stays at 9k <screen name 2> yeah that guy has cryptotourette's

by Nameenvy September 25, 2019

cryptophobia

aversion to texts or messages written in cypher; hatred of cryptograms.

The officer does not like to send messages in cypher; he has an irrantional sense of cryptophobia.

by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010