cult of the Cryptids

A game on roblox where you can Scare the shit out of your friends. Very nice game but the lobby is overran with Oders,Slenders,and Copy N Pastes.

"Hey,wanna play some CULT OF THE CRYPTIDS with me and Ashley?" "Yeah,sure!"

by Agent Crow December 17, 2020

Cryptid

pick-me furries

Blue: I'm not a furry, I'm a cryptid.
Milo: I have bad news for you bestie...

by milob404 July 11, 2023

Crypticsnumber1fan

An instagram account that harrasses people constantly

"Hey did you get a dm from crypticsnumber1fan the other day?"

"Yeah they wouldn't leave me alone and kept acting like stalkers"

by I knOW wherE yOu ArE! September 15, 2021

cryptidplag

very hot person named zai u should date them they treat u very goof

wow cryptidplag or zai is so hot.

by bestie z March 19, 2022

CryptidCraft SMP

CryptidCraft SMP is a fantasy Modded Minecraft SMP hosted by Madiiclaire. It's streamed on Twitch by it's many members and has very distinct lore stories. The basis is that most characters are Cryptids. Currently, Chapter 1 has been completed and Chapter 2 is yet to begin.

Did you see the latest CryptidCraft SMP stream?
No i didn't! Was there new lore?
There was a canon death!

by CosmoMoonn September 24, 2023

Cryptid fucker

A person who enjoys in partaking in sexual intercourse with cryptids or folklore creatures.

"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."

"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."

by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024

cryptissonance

The tension or disharmony that happens when one person in a relationship wants to stay private and off-grid (encrypulous), while the other shares everything online (decrypulous). A modern form of digital incompatibility — part love, part algorithmic anxiety. Basically, when your need for privacy meets your partner’s need for Wi-Fi.

Their relationship didn’t end because of cheating — it was pure cryptissonance. He lived offline; she lived on Instagram.

by Llamahu November 7, 2025