crunkolina

slang describing minute maid's cherry limeade beverage; originated in northern virginia in the summer of 2005; derived from "crunk juice" (of Lil' Jon fame) and "gasolina" (of Daddy Yankee fame)

(friends at a late-night supermarket)...
Matthew (pointing to cherry limeade): Check it out... Crunkolina: 2 for 3 bucks.
John: Sweet. Dame mas crunkolina.

by Lil John K. September 14, 2008

Crunchling

A person who is fully immersed in a lifestyle that includes such elements as whole foods, organic everything, yoga, cloth diapers, coconut oil, amber necklaces, homemade pickles, backyard chickens, homeopathy, and kale.

"I like to talk about science but I have a number of friends and family members who are anti-vax, organic-only, coconut oil slathering, amber necklace wearing crunchlings."

by Nisslbody January 25, 2015

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Counseling

To give professional advise or guidance for resolving emotional conflicts, personal conflicts, interpersonal conflicts, marital conflicts, marital discords, emotional problems, emotional conflicts, psychospiritual issues, while can affirm the client's own spiritual journey, can dissuade and guide regarding dysfunctional beliefs, thoughts, emotions, and behaviors.

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by Q's Ministry of AIWP February 3, 2010

YMCA Counseling Service

A facility that employ's "counselors" to "help you" but their main objective is to harass,manipulate and brainwash. Also known as a cult.

Michelle: Hey Paul, Have you been to the YMCA Counseling Service? I heard they help children, teenagers and parents alike!

Paul: No, I have not but my cousin Jack did and he was brainwashed!

by Lead Pencil November 24, 2009

Crinkling

Something humans say when they’re laughing.

AHAHAH, OH, PINK, I MEAN, ‘FRIEND’, THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY! I’M CRINKLING. I’M CRUMPLING UP INTO A LITTLE BALL. I’M FOLDING. YOU’RE DOING ORIGAMI WITH ME. I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW FUNNY THAT WAS. I’M COLLAPSING.

by BitterlyJitteryandAlsoAnxious February 15, 2020

Chunneling

Two gay guys connect their asses together with a plastic tube. Then one guy takes a shit and lets it glide to the other person. They do this for a while.

Ultimeas likes chunneling with his dad. That is when hes not busy being teh Dancing Queen.

by DragonHunter February 16, 2004