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Definitions by Nisslbody

A gender-neutral Discordian term for a person seeking enlightenment whether they like it or not. Can be used as an accolade, an insult, or a substitute for "dude". Etymology unknown, but may be derived from the name of American artist and apocryphal Discordian saint James Spagnola, better known as Jim Spagg.
The wise spag tells themselves, “I don’t understand any of this but it will become clear in time”.
Spag by Nisslbody April 21, 2026
A gender-neutral Discordian term for a person seeking enlightenment whether they like it or not. Can be used as an accolade, an insult, or a substitute for "dude". Etymology unknown, but may be derived from the name of American artist and apocryphal Discordian saint James Spagnola, better known as Jim Spagg.
The wise spag tells themselves, “I don’t understand any of this but it will become clear in time”.
Spag by Nisslbody April 21, 2026

Crunchling 

A person who is fully immersed in a lifestyle that includes such elements as whole foods, organic everything, yoga, cloth diapers, coconut oil, amber necklaces, homemade pickles, backyard chickens, homeopathy, and kale.
"I like to talk about science but I have a number of friends and family members who are anti-vax, organic-only, coconut oil slathering, amber necklace wearing crunchlings."
Crunchling by Nisslbody January 25, 2015