crunchy

when a guy's so hot/hard for a girl, he's crunchy.

ME: dayyyumm, emdog, that guy over there's crunchy for ya
EMDOG: pssh, well it's my birthday, so i might just take a bite outta him

by cclishzz June 19, 2008

crunchy

The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...

Those hard core punks who are setting up to jam have a really crunchy guitar and drum combo, man...

by J. Michael Reiter June 3, 2007

crunchy

Slang for light infantry, paratroopers or any other dismounted grunt. Refers to the sound that their bones make when being crushed by the tracks of a tank or APC as they are run over.

Run that jerry crunchy over! (WWII era)

Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)

Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)

Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!

by jihad of sheep February 10, 2007

crunchy

Cool and hip or a way of describing the awesomeness of something or someone.

Man 1: Dude that new album is so crunchy.
Man 2: I know but, did you see that meteor shower it was crunchier.
Man 1: We're so crunchy.

by Benjaminlopez9 December 4, 2014

crunchy

Discribes being noticably dirty involving hygene, style, or sexuality.

1."The girls locker room smells like vagina and hair spray, and that's pretty god-damn crunchy."
2."Did you see Lucy's plaid hot pants? Those are fucking crunchy."
3."Man, Steve calls himself Captain and wraps his dick in duct tape when he jerks off. . .that's a little to crunchy for my taste."

by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005

crunchy

1: Something that is defined with the sound "crunch"
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in

"After several weeks of not wearing them my socks felt quite crunchy as I slipped them on."

by J Tanner Ivy March 10, 2005

crunchy

a verb describing someoen who is mad

stop being so crunchy bitch

by *<] : ) August 21, 2004