A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school
by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018
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Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.
by ilbisaac September 13, 2005
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"Why that nigga crumplin'?"
by Tassha October 20, 2005
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A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.
A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.
by da' guv January 8, 2011
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Get the crumsting mug.The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.
woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...
by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010
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See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump
See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump
Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."
Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"
Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."
Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"
Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"
Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."
Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"
by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010
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