Crumpin' Fuglies

When two SERIOUSLY ugly people have sex.

The darker side of "bumping uglies"

Q: Where's Fat G.?

A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.

by da' guv January 8, 2011

Crumpkin

The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.

woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...

by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010

Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010

crumblin

tumblr crushing

im crumblin this chick hardcore man, all she does is reblog spidermemes

by h_t June 8, 2011

Crumlin

To stay in your bed after a heavy night of drinking.

"Hey Ian, What did you do today?

"I ate cheetos in my bed all day"

"Damn son, You're fuckin Crumlin

by Crumlin Cock. December 12, 2009

crumptin

A fat old man who is taking a dump on your front lawn.

"Mommy, what is that old man doing on our front lawn?"
"He is being a crumptin today"

by mr. Mc doont December 11, 2008

Crumpin

a very gay dance that clowns use to get sex

the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl

by stan April 12, 2006