Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.

What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.

by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020

Bum-Crumb

Another way of saying "Sh*t"!
It's much more babyish and boffin, but funner to say and isn't illegal in schools.

It was made up by Drayton-Kids from West London.

Yes... Londoners are strange.

Bob: Your mum just died.
Jim: Oh bum-crumb!
Bob: Correct... Bum-crumb.

by TheSchmexxieDevil January 23, 2009

Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.

“Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Crum Bum

A ho-bo, loser, idiot, fool and is completely and uterly stupid in everything that they do!!!!!!!!!

by Cat March 12, 2003

Crum Bum

A person who can't make a single three-pointer in basketball. A Crum Bum usually has a dog named Otto that they have sex with 2-3 times a day.

"Did you see Crum Bum go 0-27 at the basketball game today? I bet hes gonna go home and drink pepsi while he fucks Otto"

by RoFroGinger January 19, 2022

crum bum

A person who cannot for the life of them clear crumbs off their bed. So they sit on it, and flatten the crumbs out and until the crumbs keep collecting. Eventually Stay away from this person at all costs.

Danngg, that girl Mareyeen is a Crum bum, all she do is sit on her bed flattening crumbs.

by Cheecheez September 13, 2010

Crum Bum

noun: one who does not tip the pizza Driver.

Manager: How much did the crum bum tip ya?
Driver: Exact amout check

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003