Crafternoon

An afternoon solely devoted to the joys of craft. Mainly trophy & paper-plate based activites but encompasses a variety of art forms. The only 2 conditions are that the activity must be after midday and crafty.

Carhug & Neil decided that after their recent adventures, they needed to pursue more leisurely activities, so Carhug said 'Aha! Lets smash it up with a delightful crafternoon!'

by Al Colemouse July 7, 2009

Chufter

Scottish slang for the term ass; arse; etc.

"Aye, she took it up the chufter"

by The man next door. June 30, 2009

Chufter

A lady's major front entrance.

'Hey, stick that up her Chufter!'

by Benjo P May 29, 2008

Crofters The Musical

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside

crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”

by Fander_2319 March 2, 2020

crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’

crafternoon

duh

by scmat August 23, 2022

Cervelt Cruster

When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.

Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.

by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020

cruster

A lowlife, transeint or bum. Usually a person who is stinky and dishevelled in appearance.

A cruster is also referred to as a person who listens to the porno metal band "the Mentors".

1. Those people who hang out at that dive bar are a bunch of crusters.

2. If you listen to the band the Mentors? Your a cruster.

by Paul Della Valle April 22, 2004