crowning

- the state of being very close to having to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state of "crowning" when giving birth. To reach this state, the turtle must be poking his head out.

"Dude, I'm crowning so bad I think I just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches"

"I have to snap a duece so bad that I'm crowning...can you smell it?"

by BloodMuttsRevenge August 25, 2006

Crown

It’s just a head ring.

If you really think about it a crown is just a head ring

by Itskindagriffin March 31, 2021

crowning

When the excrement in one's anus cannot be contained any longer and it starts pushing open the sphincter. Probably related to childbirth where the top of the baby's head (the crown) is first visable as it emerges from the vagina.

"OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I've got a turtle neck hanging from my ass..."

by Dr Bob December 17, 2003

Crowning

Having an intense need to defecate.

Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.

by The Commadore August 15, 2008

Crowning

The moment you cross your legs when you are no where near a bathroom and you clench your bung hole to stop it from coming out

I need a bathroom but i cant move because im crowning

by dick nuggets November 25, 2014

Crown

A cover for your teeth that dentist recommend when you have destroyed teeth

Dentist: you need a crown

Patient : I don't have enough money

by the ecstatic August 15, 2017

Crown On

To come up on something in a way that diminishes it. To demean, to dominate, to devour. To freak that bitch out.

Jody: Man I got crowned on by that trigonometry test.

Heath: I am about to crown on your croquet ball! Booya!

by benthorot August 6, 2007