by Walter Balzaki September 26, 2006
fingering someones butthole, then licking it, then making out with that person, then licking it again.
by crackiddy jones December 16, 2006
A metal bar with curves at both ends for prying.
It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.
It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.
It's a useful took for pulling out nails, breaking open doors, tearing holes, breaking things, and just about everything else you can do with a metal stick.
It also serves as a nice weapon, the bar is heavier than a baseball bat and the prying ends can create some wounds that a knife can't.
Hey! I need a crowbar to open this door.
Half-Life's most useful weapon is the crowbar.
Some dumbass broke into my house with a crowbar and tried to use it on me before I shot him.
Half-Life's most useful weapon is the crowbar.
Some dumbass broke into my house with a crowbar and tried to use it on me before I shot him.
by David Li January 15, 2008
Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.
No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
by armageddon ham September 29, 2020
Verb: To insert your arm between a man's legs from behind, reach up, and slap him in the stomach, around the bellybutton.
This process may bring the elbow into contact with the groin, a disconcerting feeling.
This process may bring the elbow into contact with the groin, a disconcerting feeling.
by bowdoin December 07, 2006
During sex , typically reverse cowgirl or standard ( the girl on top ) the man gets the angle correct and jolts , slams the woman down with right force and trajectory to bend , snap the penis
by CrowbarG December 13, 2017
is when one homo-sexual slaps another homo-sexual with his errect penis across the face on a busy dance floor.
Dave screamed in pain whilst Tom slapped his face with his errect penis while other dancers stood in a circle and laughed..crowbarring
OMG Rhys got crow barred last night, it was so funny
OMG Rhys got crow barred last night, it was so funny
by Steve crowbarring yates October 11, 2011