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a piece of dry snot that is visible to everyone except the owner. similar to a cornflake, but not as slim and streamlined
I just blew my nose, do I have any croutons? No dude, not even a cornflake.
crouton by Leysie January 10, 2008
crouton is someone who fucking annoys you or has the sort of face that resembles a peice of bread that floats at the top of your soup. croutons are usually found near you on a daily basis also ascoaciated with cutns croutopns are absolute cunts
fuck off you "crouton" kid go back and float in your soup
crouton by kierzistheman February 23, 2010
A crouton is a vile and agressive action. Meant as an insult or challenge, an attacker removes of of his victims incisors, seasons it, and replaces it in the mouth of his victim. This will usually frustrate the victim to a high degree.
While travelling to Florida, Dave met a punk on the airplane and was forced to crouton the poor guy.
Crouton by Bacon Steve September 22, 2006
A person who endeavours to trade sexual activity in exchange for low quality takeaway food
"Oh look, he's taking her out for maccas again, she's such a crouton"
Crouton by DelicousGem June 9, 2015
Crouton (ˈkro͞oˌtän) noun. Being a derivative of the french word, croûte, meaning covered in crust, this word describes an individual that is thought to look gross, disagreeable, nauseating, or nasty😷
Felicia? Bro, you KNOW she isn’t attractive. What a crouton!”
Crouton by RJ1125 December 7, 2015
Piece of shit stuck in someones teeth after tossing salad.
Hey Slade ! You got a crouton stuck in your teeth from the salad tossing competition earlier!
Crouton by ACWAP July 14, 2018