fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.
"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.
by Wayhard January 17, 2008
Get the Fortune Cootchie mug.A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.
"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"
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Get the Crotchless bikini mug.Is one of the most unpopular names in the world. But yet defines pure awesomness. A person who is called by the name ''Critchley'', has to be so awesome, that none can resist the awesomness, so they have to be their friend. A Critchley usually has a very long penis. Close to 8 inches most of the time.
by Telephone Wire November 27, 2010
Get the Critchley mug.Its meaning is derived from the French "couche," past part of "coucher" which means "to lay down." The Hootchy-Kootchy (Hoochi-Coochi) or Cooch dance is a pseudo-Turkish, sensual dance executed only by women in short skirts, bare midriffs and tight breastbands, which is said to have originated at the Philadelphia Centennial Fair (May-Nov-1876.)
The term has been carried over to mean any so-called partnerless female "Sexy or Risqué" dance performed at fairs, Carnivals, Saloons and Burlesques clubs etcetera where women would be encouraged (or exploited) to perform such dances in a more provocative manner originally used to help gain attendance to sell alcohol to the patrons of a saloon etc.
The term has been carried over to mean any so-called partnerless female "Sexy or Risqué" dance performed at fairs, Carnivals, Saloons and Burlesques clubs etcetera where women would be encouraged (or exploited) to perform such dances in a more provocative manner originally used to help gain attendance to sell alcohol to the patrons of a saloon etc.
Spelled as hootchie-cootchie or hootchy-cootchy, it is part of the music history of Cab Calloway (Minnie the Moocher) and Muddy Waters (Hootchie-Cootchie Man)
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