Look at all of those Chipsters and Chads hanging in the crotch of the Sports Corner Grill after the Cubs game!
by Blond Amazon June 18, 2007
by R. Cahill May 04, 2008
A verb meaning to force mid section in the general direction of someone's face. Commonly happens in awkward public transit situations where one is standing and someone else is seated near to them.
While riding a bus to the restaurant, I had a young man's midsection thrust into my face. I had been decidedly crotched.
by natalie Sept September 02, 2007
by heddcase June 19, 2011
To crotch is to hide contraband, usually drug related, in a prison inmate's vagina. Past tense is crotched. British prison slang.
I'm gunna crotch my jellies and some H before they search me at intake, maybe they won't find it this time, yeah?
by Tribade June 28, 2008
When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.
by Psycho Bob March 03, 2003
(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.
by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005