coombrain

A person who excessively masturbates to the point of frying their own dopamine receptors.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Friend 3 accidentally leaked his PornHub account?
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.

by MonasThighs January 31, 2021

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Rodney Croome

Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.

Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.

Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.

by Sammy75 November 7, 2017

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Choom

Neutral term addressing a friend

"Hey choom can you grab me something on your way back?"

by NC: 5593712 December 15, 2020

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Cloomer

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/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.

"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"

by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020

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Coom

cum

(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

by coomgod November 14, 2020

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