cockward

toward the cock; situated on or near the cock; directed towards the cock

"your hand just went cockward" "i zipped my pants by reaching cockward

by Barackeesha October 12, 2012

Lead Cookware

An apparatus that aids in manually stimulating the automatic release of endorphins.
Primarily used in women.

So I told Joe that I have never had sex before, and he offered to get me some lead cookware to help compensate.

by UberFancyNinja! May 10, 2011

cockward

The moment something sexually unappealing makes you lose your erection,Or turns you off before your even get turned on.

She took off her bra and those titties sagged to her stomach. That was too cockward!!

by get.durty September 30, 2014

Cockward

When she pulls out your dick and finds out that it's small...

Oh boy I can't wait.... Oh boy oh boy... Cockward!!!

by BailingBiggs February 28, 2016

Cockward

A statement in front of dudes that either is subject inappropriate (talking about feelings, etc), socially unacceptable (telling your friend you love him when neither of you are drunk), or gives all dudes in the vicinity a momentary pause as they fight through embarassment.

Things got a little cockward at work yesterday when Josh told Jeff about his trip to the manicurist.

by Misterapplegate December 19, 2009

Cockward

1. Any awkward situation involving the cock

2. An extremely awkward moment during sex

"Holy fuck, that guy just flashed me!"
"Fucking cockward, dude!"

"Are you always this small?"
"Well, this is cockward..."

by Dix McKensy March 5, 2009

Cockward

The feeling a man recieves once his penis is viewed by another male while standing at a free flow urinal.

Mike was given a very cockward feeling after Sean's repeated looks during dollar beer night.

by tonsoffunak April 3, 2009