crookie

Crooked old men.

Combination of crook + oldie.

Plural(tend to gather in the viagra aisle): Crookies.

A: “Have you ever noticed that guys that specifically call girls ‘college-aged’ haven’t been near a college in the last 15-20 years?”
B: “Omg you’re right, those f***ing crookies.”

by crookiehunter November 13, 2025

crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

Crookie

Deer Hunting with Machine Learning Kid from the Islands and still in skooling.

Charles never graduated color maths class and until that moment he technically is still a crookie.

by Mike Ballz October 21, 2021