crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.

OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!

crocked out by Joantispam December 20, 2010

crocked 

the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly

Courtneys toes are all crocked

crocked by i dont know November 26, 2002

Cronked on Gronk 

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

Cronked on Gronk by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018

Crocked up 

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.

Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit

Crocked up by Ethos236 July 23, 2017

Cronked

V. To be drunk and/or high

Bruh I got sooooo cronked last night

Cronked by Mliv July 17, 2020

cronked

cronked is where you get beyond gone... like really fucked

1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)

cronked by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021

Cronked

A word that I made up for fucked, messed up or fucked up

Ex. Yo I got cronked

Cronked by MadisonJago April 17, 2021