crock pot

the best person in the whole wide world they are so nice with dark brown hair and short.

woah crock pot is lookin hella fresh today

by fettyfarmer679 May 18, 2016

Crock pot

When you gape a womans ass and put multiple types of drugs in her ass and stir it with your cock.

Yo, that hoe let me crock pot her last night!

by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019

Crock pot

Not what you think but instead highly astounding

Crock pots just have yet to build factual claims in rebuke of an evidencial stance supporting a philosophical model made from reasoning with causation factors limiting the scope of the argument as non circular.

by Merry Mage November 23, 2019

Crock pot

Two 2l a acid bath with titanium dioxide and a electrostatic ball opened up to weld diamonds trademarks by Kaelen Cody William Granger

I've got the world in my crock pot

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Crock Pot

Crock Pot weed; the type of weed that takes a second to hit. You get crockpot high from smoking it.
Like a crockpot slow cooking some baby back ribs it, takes a long time to start cooking.

Person 1: "Yo, im not really feeling it."
Person 2: "That's that crock pot weed, give it a second to cook."

*Ten Minutes Later*
Person 1: "Yo I'm friieedddd"

by zoeacadiafiyi June 24, 2024

Crock-Pot

Going to a friend's house when they are not home, shitting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.

Matt Parish has been the perpetrator of several horrific crock-pottings.

by Davy Crockett October 24, 2008

Crock Pot Pussy

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy

Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass

by ish-mael October 28, 2016