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by Fearless26 April 15, 2010
Get the Croissantula mug.quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.
person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!
person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
by lykeomgewwww June 24, 2006
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Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
by darktea October 24, 2012
Get the crocs mug.Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
by lucaca May 6, 2022
Get the garlic butter croissant monkey balls mug.Goofy niggers in the neighborhood that have the most dope shoes in the fucking west. These niggers as classified beyond the spiritual plane and surpass all known levels of humanity. The quality of their shoes is in ratio with their penis size. These niggers dont get shot by the police men, rather, they tend to nut.
cop 1: "lmao did you see that nigger back there?"
cop 2:"nah fam i got YEETED on by that nigga with crocs"
cop 1: " oh damn, i just NUT."
cop 2:"nah fam i got YEETED on by that nigga with crocs"
cop 1: " oh damn, i just NUT."
by aniggawithcrocs September 20, 2017
Get the nigga with crocs mug.When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".
At a hostel in Marseille:
Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
by dabruce September 6, 2019
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