Crocs

The most BADASS fucking thing in humanity.

"Gotta put these crocs in 4 wheel drive"

by TheKidMegatron July 10, 2021

Crocs

Shoes for people with no taste. They look dorky as hell and are insanely overpriced for the simple fact they are merely molded plastic. The funny thing is nobody would touch these hideous things when they were 5 dollars and sold at hardware stores for gardeners. Once they became insanely over rpiced and were worn by celebs with no taste they sell like hotcakes

Crocs are shoes for people with no taste

by DennisIsEvil September 6, 2009

crocs

Hidious but revolutionary shoes made of Croslite polyurethane—an antimicrobial resin that (contrary to anecdotal evidence) resists odor. The clasic clog is made several colors with and without holes and with and without straps. More and more styles(even boots) are about to hit the market. Ugly is comfortable.

My daughter said my Crocs look soooo gay, but I ask "Why should the gays get all the comfort?"

by Hugo the Great October 6, 2006

crocs

In a minority (but still alot) of people's opinions: crocs are the most ugly shoes they have ever seen. Made of rubbery material, these "shoes" (/sarcasm) are like slippers, except with oddly shaped holes on the top. Did I mention they also come in assorted colors too?!
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.

HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm

Crocs Girl: Hey Katie, check out my new crocs. Aren't they gorgeous?!
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-

by Disclaimed August 31, 2007

crocs

Quite possibly the easiest form of birth control.

Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.

Children would have ruined my career right now, Thanks for the crocs!

Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.

by biscuitbaby August 4, 2010

Croc

An exceptionally thick mustache on a woman.

- Hey look at the massive facial hair on that girl's upper lip!
- Yeah that's like the biggest croc I've ever seen.

by K.K. Slider August 6, 2011

Crocs

Birth control

Bitch you might as well be wearin crocs cuz you aint gettin laid mah ba

by BIDDIEMOBILE July 23, 2014