Croak

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Croak Dream

A dream you have of yourself dying.

Dude, my croak dream was of me getting hit by a bus

by Jay Dave December 1, 2011

Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair

by Big Blallus August 23, 2023

Cragg

Used to describe an individual who is unskinny, annoying, or non-iconic.

Alex: “ugh Noah is such a cragg”

Noah: “I am not you Cragg!”

by Dave Sanchez January 26, 2019

croatan high school

A pot distributing factory posing as a high school

Person one: You go to croatan high school?
Person two:*too high to answer*

by ghosty ghost December 20, 2010

Croagunk

A person/pokemon who insists on cockblocking just for the sheer hell of it. He embarrasses you in public by jabbing you with his poison while you are in the middle of making a move, screwing you overin a way no one else can.

Man if that croagunk gets in my way one more time, I'm going to kill him.

by Yin_the_Absol October 9, 2008

Croaker

A doctor. Specifically one that could be persuaded to write a prescription for effective narcotics.

Lee was getting sick, and junk was nowhere to be found in the streets. He needed to score. He knew of a croaker that kept his office on 32nd street, Jimmy the fag said he would write for anybody.

by nebuchadnezzar zeller December 9, 2008