critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!

by ElinorG September 29, 2006

critical acclaim

Critical Acclaim means to be looked upon very favorably by the Critics of any given industry. Broken down:

Critical (by the Critics)

Acclaim (Applause/cheer/acclamations)

Guy 1: man Guy 3 is really working hard on that painting, i think the judges are going to be impressed this year, he might win.

Guy 2: yeah he is aiming for Critical Acclaim all right.

by teh unforgiven August 6, 2010

Critical Shit

A massive bowel explosion that shoots you into the sky and absolutely obliterates the earth, causing an apocalypse that causes global warming and wipes the planets population entirely.

Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.

by Graybin Mooch April 4, 2019

Criticism

What the majority of the people in the world can't take.

Let's use music as the criticism here:
Criticizer: Personally, I think your vocal range is a bit limited.
Person Who Can't Take Criticism: ppfft stfu u cant do better at all
Criticizer: Does that matter? Since when did pointing out another person's flaws mean you had to be better than that person?
Person Who Can't Take Criticism: always

by Mr.Musec September 6, 2011

critical mas

a term used to describe a burrito that is so stuffed that it begins to break out of the tortilla

Dude, steak and chicken in the one burrito?? That thing is at critical mas!

by thebetterfriend2 April 4, 2017

Criticster

A person that judges everyone all the time. Criticizes everything.

Louis is such a fucking Criticster.

by Nahos Kianattap November 13, 2018

Ultra Critical Mass

Large numbers of complaints that must reach disciplinary authorities before action is taken to discipline or protect the public. Especially relates to attorneys and their bar associations who oversee grievances and egregious, unethical conduct. Also can relate to doctors, police, etc. Ultra Critical Mass can take years, decades, or an entire career before it is reached. The implication is that large numbers of people are harmed by a single individual while Ultra Critical Mass is building. Is often the product of biased reviewers, cronyism, and/or bureaucracy.

The file cabinet containing attorney Doe's voluminous complaints finally collapsed; the bar is now investigating some of those complaints; Ultra Critical Mass has occurred.

by PatriciaNoz February 6, 2006