Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton

“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”

by Heywattsup April 25, 2022

Cripps Girl

A rah girl but worse. This type of girl will exclusively be seen in Babble and Goose, Urban Outfitters, white linens, and Ralph Lauren. Her hobbies include telling you about her Gap Yah in South East Asia, playing Lax, and spending daddys money.

You play hockey? oh noooo don't tell me you're one of those Cripps girls

by NOTTSSSSSSSSS October 6, 2025

Go Cripps

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Rory Laird is about to go Cripps on the umpires

by Cripps fan April 13, 2023