Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010

Crimpin' in yo pimpin'

The defiled act of intervening in one's (usually a male's) futile attempt to mack on a a girl.

Hey man, I was about to complement Jenny's breastststs but Ms. Thomlinson put a crimpin' in my pimpin when she brought up the subject of tampons.

by Neo_2129 September 16, 2003

crimpin'

The act of stealing a certain style, look,phrase, but not physically stealing

-All them otha rappers be crimpin my style
- Posers are all crimpin those gangster looks
-"You're so fat that you're askin fo' thirds, trendy-ass wigs be a crimpin' my words"

by MC Zebra November 21, 2005

Urban Crimping

crimping was origonally a term to describe the steeling of apples in the countryside - urban crimping is steeling road signs/cones, house for sale signs, road name signs and the like while under the influence of alcohol at around 2am

dude... lets go..... err what was i gonna say.... er oh yea mate,grab me that beer and lets go urban crimping!!!!!

by meigel sanchez June 12, 2006

Crimping

An act of movement outside the norm, such as scooting, creeping, or duck-walking.

Joey, began crimping down the hallway, catching everyone's attention with this strange spectacle.

by comeonpeople October 11, 2016

Crimping

A form of scat singing performed by two or more people. The origins of the crimp are commonly credited to Vince Noir and Howard Moon of The Mighty Boosh. But some credit the 1988 Tom Hank's film 'Big' as introducing crimping to the world. Crimps are as previously mentioned, sung by at least 2 people, are contain no "real" music (i.e. acapella), and often contain somewhat surreal lyrics that portray an event which happened to a crimper. The term crimping was coined in a Season 3 episode of The Mighty Boosh, during a scene in which Vince and Howard crimp to two imposters who quickly plagiarize the duo. They later beat them in a crimp-off.

Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity ping dong
paping ping tong
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

(taken from the crimping freestyle from The Mighty Boosh)

by das idiot June 25, 2009

crimpin

Ridiculously sick, awesome, legit, tight, etc. Generally used to describe something that is the absolute best.

Harry Potter is the most crimpin series ever.

by ellie.mt.2012 October 1, 2012