Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

crunchy mama

Mother who supports homebirth, breastfeeding, baby wearing, cloth diapering, co-sleeping, gentle discipline, etc. One who questions established medical authority; tends to be vegetarian and/or prepare all-organic foods. See crunchy and hippie.

That crunchy mama is breastfeeding in public again!

by KTD August 22, 2005

crunchy chicken wrap

Only the best lunch besides chicken bowl at south glens falls high school. The only lunch that isn't precessed or soaked in grease. People run to the cafeteria on crunchy chicken wrap day. The best way to eat it is with lettuce, cheese, tomato, and ranch. crunchy chicken wrap is only served once every 2 or 3 weeks so don't miss it! if you wait around before getting in line, you're most likely to wait all lunch period so get there fast. everyone loves crunchy chicken wrap day.

person 1: damn, that crunchy chicken wrap was so good!

person 2: holy shit, i know!

by sausage for lyfe! January 7, 2012

crunchyroll

The once great anime streaming site that has slowly become very greedy and has servers that haven't been upgraded since 2010

Guy 1: Dude you use crunchyroll?
Guy 2: No, I just pirate all my anime and buy merchandise from my favorite studios.

by DioStone September 11, 2020

earthy-crunchy

An adjective describing persons or things relating to any or all of the following: vegetarianism; herbs; all-natural and organic products (such as food, skin and hair care products, etc.); recycling; protecting and preserving the environment; natural medicine; etc. People that are earthy-crunchy are sometimes called tree-huggers or hippies.

She loves to go to the health food store, where she buys all that earthy-crunchy stuff.

With that jewelry made of hemp and beads, I bet she's earthy-crunchy.

by Emmarini April 17, 2004

the crunchy reaper

A grim reaper who only kills chip.

We aresuch couch potatoes

I know the Crunchy Reaper is soooo going to come for us

by The Crunchy Reaper January 19, 2019

gone crunchy

Someone or something that is unlikeable beyond limits. Or when something stops working/broken.

My teacher gone crunchy during class. The computer gone crunchy when the child was playing a game.

by The Big Data March 15, 2022