Cream Jeans

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

by TenaciousDDDDDD April 28, 2006

cream juice

that shit that sits on top of sour cream before you mix it

Mix that shit! I don’t want any cream juice in MY taco!

by JuiceMasterGangShit January 31, 2019

Whip Cream Junkie

The term used to describe one who enjoys eating whipped cream on certain foods (and even drinks), such as Muffins, Biscuits and lemonade.

Person 1: "Hey do you want some whipped cream on that biscuit?"
Person 2: "Yeah I love whipped cream, Im a Whip Cream Junkie!"

by Whipcreamjunkie March 14, 2013

Cream Jockey

A large black man who enacts and receives white cock in super hardcore homosexual interracial sex.

Hey dude, why doesn't Jaquan ever sit down in his chair?

~I don't know man, I think he's a cream jockey.

by niggerjoeIII September 14, 2014

cream just anywhere

the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere

some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere

some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

Cream Jug

A slutty women who likes oral sex.

You should give Ben's mom a call, she is a TOTAL cream jug.

by TrKn November 11, 2008

ice cream job

When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary

"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!

by Antiumone November 23, 2013