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box of assorted creams

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.
Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.
by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004
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cherry creamsicle

after having intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle, pull out your now blood-covered penis right before you come. Allow semen to run down the head and shaft, then make her suck it all clean
"I gave that dirty slut a Cherry Creamsicle last night"
"Wow, I didn't know it was that time of the month. Was she pissed?"
"No, she loved it"
"Creepy..."
by zja January 3, 2009
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bavarian creamsickle

A sexual act where the guy sucks the girls tits for milk. Then he rubs the milk all over his dick. The girl proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.
Daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
Duncan: Lucky son of a bitch!!
by rollinwitdubs June 22, 2006
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creamstick

The American term for "butter"
Nick: Mom, can you please pass the creamstick so I can put it on my bread?
Mom: Yes Nick
Ferris: Nick, could you please pass the creamstick when you're done with it?
Nick: Yes, Ferris
by Dallasboi1992 January 16, 2013
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Ice Creams

A relitively new shoe on the market. Created by Pharell Williams from the Neptunes (N.E.R.D) and Nigo, the creator of the Bathing Apes clothing and shoe line. They are marketed by Reebok. Only 3000 are currently in the market, ranging from around $300-$500 dollars.
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
by James October 23, 2004
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Orange Creamsicle

The act of giving a creampie to a red headed female and eating her out afterwards.
"I gave Janet an Orange Creamsicle yesterday, it was the best!"
by IQ Carrot June 21, 2017
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A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.
by Brent Elskan December 18, 2005
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