Clearing Stick

A hockey stick used by greasy rednecks to clear off the top of a car to prepare for driving.

"get the clearing stick boys, it's time to go to the LC"

by IsaacContreras September 11, 2011

creaming

someone who's so turned on by something or other that they begin to produce some pre-cum/fanny juice.

I can feel myself creaming when britney is performing.

by Mistra September 1, 2003

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

by h22acd December 13, 2010

Creaning

Spending so much time at the tanning salon that your skin appears orange.

After another session of creaning, he looked like a cross between Tom Arnold and an Oompa Loompa.

by illinoisportsfan April 30, 2009

Creaning

kicking a player off the team.

See also: Spring Creaning: the annual creaning that takes place in spring to make room for more players.

Once again, Crean's season is over before the NCAA tournament begins. Looks like it is time for spring creaning. Better tell his players to start looking for back up plans in case they get spring creaned.

by IU SPAStastic August 4, 2009