white crayon

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.

I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.

by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006

brown crayon

When, no matter how many times you wipe, you keep getting that single streak of brown.

Jesus! Is there, like, a brown crayon in there?

by Fred Foo August 26, 2007

Purple Crayon

Black dick

That white girl loves the purple crayon

by Hanleezy April 21, 2009

The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.

"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini

by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023

break my crayons

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason

Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"

by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007

Crayon

1) getting your cray on (see definition for cray)
2) getting crazy, wild, stupid
3) a wax-made colorful writing utensil that is responsible for most artistic childhood memories...the red ones taste the best

as made famous by Korean rapper G-Dragon in his song "Crayon"

Guy 1: You still coming to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah man gotta get my crayon

by rgrant2504 September 17, 2012

Clayton High School

Clayton High School is the only high school in the small town of Clayton, NC. The administration is full of incompetant losers and every now and then you may find a pedafile teacher who fornicates with students on the regular. Weekends consist of only: smoking weed, drinking, and doing exctacy.

Everybody who attends this school thinks they are either a rapper or in a gang. Sluts and whores are commonly seen wandering the halls, ecspecially in the FRESHMAN building. STDs infect the MAJORITY of students at Clayton High, therefore over 75% of blood from the blood drives is thrown away.

Amber: Hey sexy, What high school did you go to?
James: Clayton High School
Amber: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU STD INFESTED MAN WHORE!!! (runs away)
James: (thinks to self) I should have never bent over them freshmen sluts at Clayton High....

by GEO1432 April 16, 2010