Crayon

1) getting your cray on (see definition for cray)
2) getting crazy, wild, stupid
3) a wax-made colorful writing utensil that is responsible for most artistic childhood memories...the red ones taste the best

as made famous by Korean rapper G-Dragon in his song "Crayon"

Guy 1: You still coming to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah man gotta get my crayon

by rgrant2504 September 17, 2012

poo crayon

a log of shit that "draws" on the inside of the toilet when you flush

i could have given my toilet to the museum after that poo crayon

by progun December 9, 2008

Crayonista

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

by The Ploughman July 28, 2018

fudge crayon

a wet turtle head capable of smearing skid marks into your underwear

'oh man, I've got a serious fudge crayon going on and it's drawing a pretty picture in my pants'

by RowdyRoddy January 8, 2010

Crayon Eating Motherfucker

When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.

Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.

by Kokomoa February 3, 2014

Crayon Eater

A derogatory term used to identify US Marines, often used by the other branches who feel inferior to mock their supposed stupidity.

Chair Force Guy: You serve?

Jarhead: Yes.

Chair Force Guy: What unit?

Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.

Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.

by MackDaddy69 May 8, 2019

brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

by Doc Sos September 3, 2006