caucasian

1- The incorrect term used to label a "white" man or woman. The word Caucasian refers to a person who is from the region of Caucasus, which is in Europe bordering Turkey and Iran. Therefore, I am not a Cauasian being that I am not from Caucasus. I am, in general, European. Also I am not "white" being that I do not blend in with white paint, or white paper. I prefer to think that I have some amount pigmentation in my skin, thank you very much.

A Jamaican man being called African, even though he is Jamaican.

A Mexican woman being called Dominican, even though she is Mexican.

A Peruvian being called Puerto Rican, even though they are Peruvian.

A Palestinian being called Israeli, even though they are Palestinian.

A German being called Caucasian, even though they are German.

THERE IS A DIFFRENCE.

etc, etc, etc.

by Evey_9 November 16, 2006

Caucasian

Caucasians are only Georgians, Armenians and Azerbaijans, because Caucasia is the place where they live in. It's system of hills.usually they're dark haired and dark eyed people, but because of the russian people who lived there in the past, some of them are blondes, green or blue eyed.

Caucasian

by myehwk June 27, 2016

caucasian

A ridiculous way of saying "white person". Used mostly by Americans.

I am not 'caucasian', I'm white. I hate being called caucasian. You may call me white, or Hungarian, if you wish.

by macdas April 2, 2007

Caucasian Debris

Caucasian Debris is another form of the word's (white trash) Caucasian meaning white and debris meaning trash.
Caucasian Debris is also a well known metal/funk band from Kansas City Mo

I live in a single wide trailer in a low income area with hand me down clothes so I'm considered caucasian debris compared to the upper class area's

by Dr Love66 November 30, 2010

Caucasian sex

Caucasian sex Is having plain vanilla sex. Plain vanilla sex is like having a ice-cream sunday without hot fudge, caramel sauce,

whipped cream, strawberries & nuts.

In other words Caucasian sex is having sex and skipping the first 8 steps in the 9 steps of intimacy.

9 STEPS OF INTIMACY:
* 1. Hugging
* 2. Holding Hands
* 3. Closed Mouth Kissing
* 4. Open Mouth Kissing (French kissing or kissing with tongue)
* 5. Caressing/ Touching (Groping over clothes)
* 6. Anytime Clothes Come Off
* 7. Genital Touching (Touching private parts)
* 8. Oral Sex (Anytime someone’s mouth touches another person’s private parts)
* 9. Sexual Intercourse

"This is the first time you brought me flowers...you just do BASIC Caucasian sex...BAM, BAM, done, that's it!" #MarriedAtFirstSight

by 69Love July 25, 2019

Caucasianaphobic

A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Since when did Betsy get the phobia?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

caucasianitis

Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.

This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC

The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm

-Inability to dance

-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively

-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics

-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.

"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."

by THE_AE May 23, 2010