Crash Test Dummy

The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance

A look there goes that Crash test dummy

by ac March 14, 2004

Crash Test Dummy

An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.

"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?

"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".

by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011

crash test dummy

Someone whom is so shocked by what they’ve heard that they’re head recoils like that of a crash test dummy.

“His head went like a crash test dummy when I told him I shagged his mother”

by Mazdog May 1, 2019

Crash Test Dummy

A sexual act performed while driving a motor vehicle. The male driver is being reversed straddled by the female passenger. Just before he blows his load, he slams on the brakes and forces her head into the steering wheel making the horn sound.

Cindy had a massive headache after I made her my Crash Test Dummy.

by Larry and Vince October 6, 2003

crash test dummy

constantly getting into accidents and it's always your fault

Oh my god--it just hit this benz today, yesterday i hit a parked car and last friday i ran into the back of a taxi----wow ur such a crash test dummy!

by Bree2be June 14, 2009

Crash Test Dummy Treatment

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.

by artwolf September 20, 2011

Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.

That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.

by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018