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apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.
Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.
by Fearman March 31, 2008
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Condom catastrophe

When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!
Dude Last night I Had a Condom Catastrophe!!!!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
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Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
by maczofri December 14, 2010
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ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting
michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.
by michaelray October 3, 2006
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crabtastrophe

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.
(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.
by JDCDC September 23, 2018
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crantastrophy

experiencing MIA (Massive Intestinal Armaggedon) because of consuming too many Craisins or cranberry products or consuming Craisins with another unfriendly intestinal product
" Dude, Joe was on the toilet all night last night. I told him not to eat Craisins and drink beer. Your toilet experienced a crantastrophy. "
by Its a word now January 27, 2010
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Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.
Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”
by Im0ster December 2, 2020
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