Crapitalism

The tendency of the so-called free market to provide ever decreasing substance at ever increasing costs. The practice may result in short term profit but in the long term erodes public confidence in the product or service in question finally resulting in financial loss...

My television service provides less dependable service and regularly raises rates as the result of Crapitalism.

by Macrobank November 11, 2018

Crapital

The derivative name of Capital University Law School, located in Columbus, OH.

"Where did you go to law school?"
"I went to Crapital."
"Well, good luck...NEXT."

by ScrantonWordMeister February 16, 2010

Crapital

The what should be capital of a country (just because of it's nightlife, cheap food, wiggas, boy racers, nana racers, students and transsexual taxi services, all of which are essential for a well-run capital), but it's just too damn crappy.

Palmerston North should be the crapital of NZ, Dalby should be the crapital of Aussie etc. etc.

by musikbox May 14, 2008

crapitalism

The collectivist attempt to trash the only moral economic system known to mankind.

Well, yeah. That's what it essentially is.

by A equals A April 11, 2005

crapitate

a verb that means "having the crap irritated out of you"

Person 1: "gah! her voice irritates the crap out of me"

Person 2: "you're very easily crapitated, aren't you?!"

by kelmel March 2, 2011

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

U.S. Crapital

A smarmy, vermin infested district called Washington, D.C. made up of crooks, soul selling lobbyists, unethical bureaucrats and dirty rotten elected politicians that serve themselves and steal your hard earned money under the guise of taxes.

Will be on vacation this summer. Going to the U.S. Crapital. Want to teach our children what a shithole really is.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018