crapshack

A poorly built home, often referred to as a shithole.

This crapshack is infested with rats.

by yehaw May 27, 2003

craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day

hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car

by brockett January 28, 2009

craphouse

A bathroom, especially a bathroom contained in its own small building.

I have to go to the craphouse.

by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

crapshaft

the opposite of amazeballs

those Doritos taco from TBell is amazeballs but the bean burrito is crapshaft.

by blah guy December 5, 2012

Craphing

The act of crying and laughing at the exact same time, often resulting in near-hysteria

Kira and Kimberly always end up craphing in physics, especially when having to set up 75 dominoes in a row without knocking any over.

by dtennant October 25, 2011

Crapey

A word used to describe that particular brand of weirdo that is not only creepy, but looks pretty rapey too.

"Who's that crapey looking guy over there?"
"I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he sniffs bike seats outside the library"

by kipz December 18, 2012

crapetarian

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.

Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.

by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010