Crompton

1) To throw an object 10 yards above a person's head or 10 yards short of their feet.

2) To perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario.

Man, I would have caught that beer if you hadn't Cromptoned it!

by VolsTotheWall September 15, 2009

Crapton

How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.

"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010

Nick Crompton

A stupid, fat cow who reminds you of that fat kid in high school who tries to be cool but is a total loser. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Pugsley of the Addams family, only much fatter and uglier. Claims to be able to rap but his raps have the flow of his grandma's period blood and the lyrics of a two year old on meth. A note of caution to stay away from this fat sod when he is hungry, as he will try to eat you. A single bite from a Nick Crompton will turn you into an ugly, fat, and brain dead zombie like him.

You know its Nick Crompton and my belly keeps jiggling,

Yes, I am fat, so, please give me fried chicken,
England is my city,

And if it weren't for Team 10, then who'd have seen my titty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he licks my p*ssy

by DaveM92 August 26, 2017

Crapton

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005

Nick Crompton

England is my City

My collar is significantly better than your and I was not born in the area inside of a city, inside a county , inside a state, inside a country, on a continent, on a planet, which is in a solar system, in a universe, named Compton, but my city is England. -Nick Crompton 2017

by LtPrime August 19, 2017

Crompton

To say that someone acts very gay but is known to be married or in a heterosexual relationship.

"Dude that haircut makes you look like a crompton"

by Timeq2 December 27, 2009

Nick Crompton

A type of mammal that is on his earth,

"You know is Nick Crompton
And my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap
And no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10
Then the US would be shitty
And I'll pass it to Chance
'Cuz you know he stay litty"

Hi I'm Nick Crompton and "England is my city!!!!!!!"

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017