crampton

Term used to describe a person who acts like they are truly gods gift to the earth, when in reality they are a big piece of shit. Unfortuantly, this is a disease as well if the person actually thinks that they are amazing at everything and not just acting like it. Often resulting in violence.

I am CRAMPTON

I am sorry, but my room mate is suffering from Crampton

by Mr Deluxe December 5, 2007

craptanic

combination of Crap and Titanic. Similar in nature to "Hindentanic" meaning that something is so obviously flawed that it will fail on the first use. Coined in this connotation by me shortly after the movie Titanic came out, and has been in use ever since.

That craptanic went down HARD! (said of mousercatbot's first match in battlebots)

by Josh McG January 20, 2007

cramputation

The amputation of a leg with an acute or severe cramp.

Clara is probably going to need to get a cramputation.

by Tom Arnold April 25, 2007

Crampton

1. Shitter than shit.
2. An uncurable affliction comparable to AIDS/Cancer/Jeremy Kyle.
3. An egotistical chunk of shit.

A: "Mate, did you see that little girl get decapitated by the propellor?"

B: "Yeah man, totally crampton."

or

A: "Hitler was a crampton."

B: "Nah, he wasn't that bad!"

by Acedoug April 29, 2010

crampanetic

State of mental frustration expressed with explitive attributes when your computer freezes up while performing customer service.

"Sorry Ma'am, my computer is frozen. Oh crampanetic!"

by Rainea March 12, 2010

Crampstamp

The act of inflicting pain to a point of creating an extremely noticeable mark on the point of impact.

Bruh, He hit me so hard I got a massive Crampstamp.

by TableFluid February 27, 2020

camperando

1)DBD: quando il killer ti uncina e aspetta di fronte te che tu muoia.
2) Un'atto da stronzi, che potrebbe rovinarti la partita, e di conseguenza la tua vita per colpa del surv che hai camperato
3) gerundio di camperare

Oh perbacco, questa sottospecie di organismo pluricellulare con 2 cromosomi mi sta camperando!

by paprikasvevo May 6, 2020