crackie chan

a chinese person who does coke and sells it.

Stranger #1- you got the stuff.
crackie chan- r u perice offica?
Stranger #1- bet your sweet ass I am, put your hands where I can see them!
crackie chan- ahh, your breakin my balls.

by Pres. Bill Clinton May 16, 2009

Crackpipe twirly slide

Going down the twirly slide" is a fun metaphor for hitting rock bottom

"That bitch is on the crackpipe twirly slide man, don't let her in your house, she'll steal your shit. Did you hear how she sold her kidney for a hit?"

by Jokermachine December 17, 2011

Crackitude

Someone high on crack with an attitude

She is being so mean . I think she has a Crackitude

by Starr hawn November 12, 2017

Georgia Crackpipe

A crackwhore fisting herself with a lubed up glass hand.

Wow Becky sure did a Georgia Crackpipe on herself last night.Woweee

by doritoboy420mtndew4life March 17, 2019

crackfire

A sharp, wet, fast farting sound. Usually made with tightened butt cheeks with the person in motion. Very similar to a car's backfire in that it's a totally unexpected and loud sound that startles.

Damn, dude! That crackfire scared the shit out of me! And it stinks, too! Better check your drawers after that one!

by Mr. Frank, Jr. April 4, 2008

crackaine

a mixture of crack and cocaine

i just finished doing crackaine

by B-Rhea January 4, 2010

Crackcident

The unintentional exposure of one's butt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.

Becky had a crackcident in class when she bent over to pick up her keys.

by Michaeladt January 10, 2009