Crackstar

Crackstar: A professional cracker, A white male living the American dream.

Look at Ryan, he is a Crackstar just living the dream in Oregon.

by Ryan McCray October 11, 2012

crackstache

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.

Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.

by Sajek January 12, 2008

crackstar

The Blue Rockstar energy drink... it might actually have crack in it

That crackstar is straight crack

by Billy Bluntz April 30, 2007

Cockstraption

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.

I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?

by malt liqua January 12, 2011

cockstrap

Not exactly sure what they are, however they are worn by gay men around thier cocks.

That cock-gobbling faggot needs to loosen up his cockstrap.. he is starting getting on my nerves.

by mythtv April 22, 2007

cockstrap

another term for jockstrap.

The athlete is wearing a shabby cockstrap.

by uttam maharjan March 23, 2011

Crackstracted

/krakˈstraktɪd/🔊
Adjective • The mental and physical state of a person who is distracted to the extent of essentially paralytic proportions due to being completely consumed by thoughts, plans or actions perceived by the person to be of critical importance.

Adverb • Unable to complete (or often begin) general basic tasks required for living because/untill other seemilngly more urgent yet ultimately irrelevant tasks are completed meticulously, specifically due to ones current intoxicated state.

Example 1 • John didn't make it to Mary's birthday party because he was too crackstracted and spent the entire night looking for lingerie online that he imagines Mary will wear for him if he purchases it as a birthday present for her.

Example 2 • Mary was dissapointed because she wore no panties in anticipation of John's arrival however she enjoyed her birthday with her other friends who were uncrackstracted.

Example 3 • Man, I am so crackstracted right now! I haven't even fed the kids dinner yet and it's already 2am ...been too busy contributing to Urban Dictionary 😅

by LaedyFuckYeah November 2, 2018