crackblock

When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.

Can also be used for any illegal drug.

See also, cockblock

Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!
Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--
Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?
Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!
Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?
Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crackblocked.

by Transformers3People0 December 20, 2010

crackpot

a very crazy person, insane, class clown

he is a crackpot

by Mark March 23, 2004

Cambodian Crockpot

This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.

I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.

by Big Mike 77 November 2, 2011

crackulator

When a drug dealer uses a regular calculator to calculate the price of crack cocaine on the open market that calculator he is using is then referred to as a " Crackulator ".

"Sheet dog how much can we git fo a pound and half?"

"Hold up homes let me check dat on my crackulator.

by hrmmphh July 18, 2003

Cracklet

Cracklet: (n)

1. Opposite of Niglet.
2. White infant or child.
3. Annoying white person.

I don't like this nursery, too many annoying loud cracklets running around.

by DPKids August 8, 2009

Crackpot

A crazy person, with insane thoughts or ideas

The guy over there is a crackpot,
Kyle ost

by Dante the Great February 11, 2015

crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.

That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.

by Tonton510 April 23, 2009