crackplot

(N.) A story plot which is so outlandish, the reader might be persuaded that the author was on crack. If actually written, rather than simply speculated upon, will almost always result in crackfic. What sometimes happens when an author throws the plotbunnies a carrot.

Author 1: *explains story idea in great detail*
Author 2: Dude, you're not really gonna write that, are you? It's a freaking crackplot, people will think you're insane.

by Lady Norbert and Neko Zhaniel July 7, 2008

Crackbot

A person who trolls the internet looking for people, ideas, information or organizations to drag back to a forum they belong to so forum members can ridicule, cyber-bully, harass, defame or insult their target with distortions, falsehoods, or character assassination, and engage in other acts of malice.

There are a lot of crackbots on the James Randi Educational Foundation Forum who pretend to be experts on critical thinking skills when it is clear from what they post that most members do not know the first thing about critical thinking.

Julio spent two hours screaming in my ear about how stupid some physicist was when he saw an internet article about him filing a grant application for cold fusion research. Julio was just doing his usual crackbot routine. He knows nothing about physics.

by Exigent Mind December 9, 2012

Maniac crackpot douchebag

Someone who has no credibility on any subject anywhere.

Most politicians are maniac crackpot douchebags.

by oldhoss December 25, 2020

crackpot

something you call people to be funny or when your angry

“you dumb crackpot” -shelby cliett

by shelby cliett April 11, 2019

crackshot

A person skilled in shooting.

That kid got fucking crack shotted walking down long a

by crackshot November 20, 2004

craggot

a mixture of a crack whore and a faggot

your such a craggot sometimes....

by joanna teague September 24, 2005

Crackpot Annie

Basically means you are a nutter.

Shut up, you crackpot Annie!

by lucygoose14 August 18, 2010