cracken up

1. When someone or a group of people are cracking up they are laughing hysterically, non-stop, and they might even be laughing so hard that they are crying b/c it is so funny.

Did I tell you what happened the other day? This woman was in the elevator with me and Tom, and she farted. Dude! it was an SBD! You could barely hear it, but I knew it wasn't me, and Tom looked at the lady in front of us - like eeeeeeew! I couldn't wait to get out of that elevator; it was so bad that it burnt the hair in my nostrils! We were cracken up about that all freakin' day! I still can picture her hahahaha! TFF!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

Crackdonald's

McDonald's (restaurant). See crack, McDonald's.

I'm too tired to cook; I'll just get some fries and a Big Crack from Crackdonald's.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Crackdonalds

A McDonald's location where drug addicts congregate, or where drug deals are known to happen.

Crackdonalds right across the lot bro. Old boy almost got shanked comin' outta there yesterday.

by VegasJD December 12, 2016

cracknener

A mix between a cracker nigger and a beaner

Your not mixed your a cracknener

by Cooter Brown February 4, 2018

crackdonalds

A McDonald’s or fast food place that is so ghetto your friends don’t even believe you when you tell them what happened there. There’s definitely someone doing a drug deal in front of it, and people having unprotected sex in the shit stained bathroom stall, and in that bathroom, there is no mirrors or paper towel dispensers because people stole them all.

“I saw someone snorting coke on the bare dirty crackdonalds table last time I went to downtown Seattle, and nobody batted a eye”

by Seattle rat burger November 10, 2020

mariah cracken

the most psycho bitch you will ever encounter she is literally insane and drives like a fucking maniac

every time i get in the car with mariah cracken i fear my life

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Cracken

Stupid lonely bitch who no one likes. That constantly talks about dumb irrelevant shit that no one gives a rat's ass about. She is that one person that when ever you hear a sound come out of her throat you just want to smash that bitch in the face with a very heavy and blunt object. And I'm pretty sure that shes just looking for someone to stick their cock in her hallway of a mangina, but no man in his right mind (on any amount/combination of drugs or alcohol) would fuck or tap that, in all senses, shit. She tries to fit in by acting like something or someone she's not. Also known as the kraken or the crack, on the count that this bitch's ass crack is always hanging out because she doesn't believe in long enough underwear, pants, or a belt or really any tool that is supposed to cover the crack of her ass. And not to mention that this bitch has a voice that sounds an old ass dog getting run over by a steamroller, but this bitch is also so a swagger jacking skank. She will take anything you do or say and constantly say or use it because she has less swag than burned down house.This is something I like to call a trend killer. I just don't know how any humans could reproduce and have something that is this damn annoying and awful. I don't think it has parents but instead just congealed in a gutter somewhere.

Cracken: Hey guys, you wanna know about something that no one other than me gives a fuck about?

"Friends": (under breath) dear god shut the fuck up you bitch! No one likes yo dog shit looking ass. DAMN I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE LIKE THE FUCKING MOLE RAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN UR ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put your shit incrusted ass crack back where it fucking belongs you ugly bitch. No one gives a shit about your family, the friends that you think you have, your diabetes, or whatever the hell you do at work. Go fuck yourself you creepy incesting little bitch before I pop a cap in your hairy ass.

by La Bad Bitch and The Kid D October 18, 2011