CPS

a.k.a. chronic playing sydrom mostly seen in cases of an extreme band geek.

While someone is talking you subconciously finger the notes to any sont inside of you're head or on the piece of paper without realizing you are doing so or continue to play the whole song after the cut off is made by the conductor.

by knight behind the helm February 1, 2005

CPS

Competent Person Syndrome. Illness afflicting competent persons when working in an environment composed primarily of incompetent people. If others become aware of the competent person's abilities, the competent person will usually wind up being assigned more and more work. This will be a compliment of sorts, in that it will be recognition that the competent person is much better at his/her job than any of the slack-jawed simpletons otherwise populating the organization. However, burn-out and fatigue will ensue for the competent worker, as will resentment that the dimwits get paid the same amount for doing significantly less work. Thus, flare-ups of CPS are to be avoided by carefully meting out competence so as not to too harshly overshadow the achievements of others.

In order to avoid coming down with CPS, Nicholas made sure to perform only at the level demanded by his boss, and not any higher.

by Nicholas W June 20, 2008

CPS

Casual Party Sex

Did you hear about how that girl engaged in CPS last night?

by yousmelllikecocoa December 13, 2010

CPS

CPS, means a common pooping spot. A spot where there is lots of bird poo on the ground or even poo from other animals.

"i say tibby, there are lots of poopsies on the ground! this must be a common pooping spot?"

"ahh yes then it must indeed be a CPS, chuckle chuckle!"

by bigupsidedowndaz April 18, 2010

CPS

Corporate Pole Smoker

You seen Bigfoot sucking up to the bosses again? What a CPS

by b4nd3ck December 2, 2021

CPS

CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES is s federally funded organization who's primary goal is kidnapping children from poor families. This agency which hides its real self behind the very children it seeks to cause harm too. At least 80,000 children disappear from there care every year that are never seen again.

As a CPS Case worker personal experience with children would be against our organizations Interests.

by GABRIEL AKA THE TRUTH October 4, 2014

CPS

Simply stated, a cum and piss slut. Someone of either gender who enjoys...no, LOVES to be cummed and pissed on any part of their body or in any of their orafaces.

Brandy is such a naughty CPS, she loves piss in her mouth and eats cum from a sandwich baggie!

by spades69 April 29, 2009