CPP Award

CPP is an abbreviation for "Condom on the Prick of Progress",
so a CPP Award is a special honour reserved for bureaucrats and public officials who because of their position retard progressive behaviour or outcomes by their stupidity and incompetence. Companion awards include the Darwin awards for those who kill themselves in spectacular fashion, and the Ig Nobel Prize for unusual or trivial "achievements" in scientific research.

CPP Awards should be issued to the US border control authorities taking a flight crew member into custody delaying a flight for three hours for taking an orange on an aeroplane, a local government planning official that manages to string out a 60 day town planning approval application to 2 years by successive iterations of miniscule objections requiring additional information and to a police officer charging a local citizen with theft for removing discarded items from a roadside trash collection point.

by Whistleblower2 April 15, 2011

CPP NPA

the bright future of the Philippines

Person 1: The CPP NPA just killed 3 soldiers in an ambush on Mindanao.
Person 2: Wow cool. i can't wait until they reach strategic equilibrium

by Urban Naxal July 02, 2021

CPP [Chicken Pot Pie]

chicken POT PIE. A gang of about 30 to 40 people at a high school in SC.

Holly shit a CPP Chicken Pot Piemember.

We should join with CPP Chicken Pot Pie to make our gang better.

by Bansou March 30, 2009

CPP (Cheap Party People)

Peeps who's up for any kind of free parties/events, free booze, free everything and don't have to spend a single cent for the parties. They cool. Their names always on the guest-list. Not a cheapskate tho.

1. Dude, how did you get in here?

I'am a legit CPP (Cheap Party People) dude!

2. Dude , there's this party goin this weekend you wanna come? Everything's is good. No cover.
Yasssss CPP mode on!

by sbalf May 30, 2018

CPP-Cool People Party

CPP (Cool People Party) referring to the act of defecating. CPP was founded during group defecation in dorm hall bathrooms. The party refers to a group of people pooping in the same vicinity.

After I had all that Chinese food last night, I had a CPP-Cool People Party in the morning!

by Tenacious_T December 11, 2013

CPP

Chicken pot pie

I’m really craving a CPP right now.

by CPP lover November 16, 2023

CPP Shawty

A girl who can code in CPP, usually used in Roblox exploiting communities.

Verm is a CPP Shawty

by jeeting December 27, 2024