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Driving a coworker home

When you are out at night with a coworker of the opposite sex & end up driving them home & somehow magically wake up in their bed the next morning.
Dan ended his night last night by driving a coworker home. He drove Sarah home from the bar last night. I went to pick up Dan this morning to play golf & he wasn't at his apt. Instead, he was at Sarah's from the night before and she was making him pancakes.
by Jeramiah Johnson September 14, 2010
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Insufferable Attention Coworker

The coworker in the office next to you that constantly feels the need to "one up" you with all types of vain and material possessions. He/She is attempting to fill the void in his/her life and simply cannot even mask the desperate attempt for attention
Insufferable Attention Coworker- "How was your Christmas? Torie bought me a $600 Northface jacket; this is my fourth"

Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger."
by GMONEY33 January 7, 2010
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your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.
Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u
by mrkia August 6, 2020
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Long distance coworkers

Friends or precious acquaintances who begin working for the same company but do not work together
"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
by ginabun April 14, 2022
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coworker music

The kind of music your 30 year old coworker at Taco Bell listens too and thinks is super deep and impactful, ie eminem, nas, logic, Tom Macdonald, Joyner Lucas, Macklemore reddy red, MGK, mac lethal, hopsin, ybn cordae, or any other “woke” usually white rapper who thinks big words that rhyme will change the face of the hip hop industry
“That guy keeps playing monster by Eminem on the Bluetooth speaker in the storage room and trying to explain how eminem saved his life, will somebody tell him to hop off the aux and play something else, nah dude just turn the speaker off he’s just going to keep playing coworker music”
by Fungusguy12 June 10, 2024
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Ex-Coworker with Benefits

Like friends with benefits but between two people who were previously coworkers. Also known as ECWB.

Not to be confused with Coworkers with Benefits
“Hey Ashley, since we matched on Hinge, would that make us ECWB if we banged?”

“ECWB? What’s that?”

“Ex-Coworker with Benefits, obviously. It’s a new lingo.”
by Geplenruy May 18, 2021
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WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
by gcage June 14, 2023
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