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Covidose

A variation of Covadose: Covidose is a psychological affliction people get when overdosing on too much COVID19 news.
“She’s been depressed lately. Definitely a case of Covidose{!”
by @thatgalkiki May 18, 2020
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Covidcomfy

People, namely parents with young children, who have become comfortable with the idea that contracting COVID may be inevitable and choose to relax or cease all efforts in social distancing, wearing a mask and washing hands frequently.

People most at risk for becoming covidcomfy are those continuing to join large gatherings (i.e. children's soccer practices and sporting events) where others have already become complacent with abandoning COVID protocols.
"I just came from the park. There were a ton of little league games, but none of the parents watching were wearing masks or bothering to spread out."
"They must be Covidcomfy"
"So basically, what happens, happens?"

"Yeah, pretty much."
by ibtbysitlot November 2, 2020
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covidconvenient

When someone uses Covid when it serves their purposes.
It’s really funny how Regina can insist on wearing her mask in my house with my four family members however it’s Covidconvenient for her to have 25 people for Thanksgiving with no masks.
by Elliegold March 6, 2021
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covidoscopy

When two people go ass to ass. One of them shit's out of their butthole, pushing it through to the others butthole, in turn receiving the shit. The covid infused shit may go back and forth multiple times, but no more than 5.
I wish someone would give me a covidoscopy so I could get covid and not have to go to work.
by Vladiman443 January 11, 2022
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The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.
The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.

Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.


Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.

Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?

Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.

Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 30, 2020
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Covidious

Something that has the possibility of contagiousness of COVID-19, whether they or it has actually been exposed to the virus or not.
A portmanteau of COVID-19 and Insidious.
Don't touch that package. I just got it. It's still Covidious!
I was just at the market and I'm feeling kind of Covidious. I'm gonna take a shower!
by Korren9 May 20, 2020
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Covidosophy

What the pain and suffering of the coronavirus pandemic can teach us about life on this side of eternity, especially what truly matters in this transient life.
Thanks to covidosophy, the oft-avoidable high death toll and political ineptitude of right-wing fake leaders can help us come to terms with the ravages of the pandemic crisis.
by Covido May 11, 2021
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