Cosa Nostra

"Our Thing" or "This Thing Of Ours". The real name for the Mafia. Cosa Nostra is a crime sydicate that began in Sicily in the mid nineteenth century. A "Made Man" is a man that has become a member of Cosa Nostra. According to original Cosa Nostra rules, you had to be of Sicilian descent to be a member, you couldn't have a close relative that was a police officer, etc. Many political leaders have been murdered by Cosa Nostra.

Kiss the Don's ring or die. This is Cosa Nostra.

by Fear The Stiletto August 21, 2011

Friend Cougar

Someone who has few friends his/her own age and prefers to spend time with younger people. This is most common in highschool when a senior/junior is frequently befriending underclassmen.

Hey Chuck! My friend is throwing a party this friday, you should come!

No, Mitch I dont want to go to an 8th Grade party. Your a senior, stop being a friend cougar.

by HawaiianP0WER November 14, 2011

Cougar Droppings

Baked goods or other small gifts given to or left by a cougar to a young buck. These "droppings" are meant to entice the prey to stay longer or make more frequent apperances.

Moe: "Man these are great cookies! Did you make them yourself?"
Larry: "Nope, they're cougar droppings from that chick I met at the wine bar."
Moe: "Dude these are so good, they taste like my Mom's cookies."
Larry: (silence)

by DR16 February 6, 2008

Consalvoed

To get shit faced drunk within twenty five minutes of arrival to a party. Being a sloppy and belligerent after two drinks.

Suraj: Hey are you having a party this weeked?

Dan: Yeah just don't invite nick this time, he gets consalvoed and fucks up my house.

Suraj: Fucking lightweight bitch.

by Wednesday89 July 14, 2012

pre-cougar

A woman who is in her 20s to early 30s and is interested in younger men. She may or may not be interested in keeping them as a boyfriend.

Wow, did you see her hustle that 18 year old boy outside the club last night? She's definitely a pre-cougar at 26.

by Liz McLaren September 11, 2007

Chuck E. Cougar

A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.

That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?

Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....

by B. Hanback March 28, 2009

Cougar Milk

Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.

Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.

After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.

by Jib Slice May 22, 2010